My, my, but what a loo I found online on offer

Oh yeah, and I have set my porcelain in quite a similar way

The heated towel rail by the door

Keeps all of my towels off the floor

 

What a loo – My bathroom’s complete, now take the tour

What a loo – A replacement for one that was rather poor

What a loo – Goes really well with the shower, too

What a loo – Plumbing as straight as a snooker cue

What a loo – Beats the hell out of Portaloos

 

My, my, I couldn’t set it up but called a plumber

Oh yeah, and low it seems my bathroom is the best

And I’m really proud of my bath

I don’t care if you think that’s daft

 

What a loo – My bathroom’s complete, now take the tour

What a loo – A replacement for one that was rather poor

What a loo – Goes really well with the shower, too

What a loo – Plumbing as straight as a snooker cue

What a loo – Beats the hell out of Portaloos

 

And I’m really proud of my bath

When I see it I grin til I laugh

What a loo – Goes really well with the shower, too

What a loo – Plumbing as straight as a snooker cue

 

Whoa whoa whoa

 

What a loo – Beats the hell out of Portaloos

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